Friday, January 23, 2009

a short post of things that came to me last night while trying to fall asleep

  • Whenever I'm hungry at home, I put off making something to eat as long as possible. Apparently, this is under the assumption that a) I will just stop being hungry or b) someone will just show up and cook me some food. Neither happens.
  • When considering a return to school in this economic downturn, I remember the worst part of class- falling asleep. Not because I would be admonished, but because those notes were useless. "The Monroe Doctrine wgh ddhg... wha?"
  • The reason that free market capitalism won't work without regulation is because there will always be people who are motivated by money- say, Donald Trump, and there will always be people who are not- say, me. Without regulation, the Donald Trumps of the world will bleed the mes of the world dry and then sell my organs.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

just a quick thought

This month's Cosmopolitan has a feature on how to make your bedroom inviting to a man (no knickknacks, feminine but not girly, clean lines, etc).

I consider myself lucky if the guy has toilet paper.

And they say there's no double standard for the sexes.