a semi-original song

I wrote this about a year ago, and while spring cleaning my memory stick, I thought I'd put it up here for your enjoyment. Sung to the tune of "My Favorite Things" from the Sound of Music, it's creatively titled, "My Favorite Things: The 2007 Edition"

Although I never watched Sex & the City, and don't plan on seeing the movie, it seems to fit its release.

Enjoy...

Negative pregnancy tests and false lashes
Manolos and Dooneys and butt-slimming sashes
Knuckle-bending diamond engagement rings,
These are a few of my favorite things!

When I feel fat,
When my man’s gone,
When my boss is mad,
I simply remember my favorite things,
And then I don’t feel so bad!

Ashlee’s rhinoplasty, Lasik, and Botox,
Everywhere you look you see Britney Spears’ box
Paris’s Bentley is all filled with dings,
These are a few of my favorite things!

When I feel fat,
When my man’s gone,
When my boss is mad,
I simply remember my favorite things,
And then I don’t feel so bad

Yoga, Pilates, and spinning classes
Anything so we have tinier asses!
When an American Idol badly sings,
These are a few of my favorite things!

When I feel fat,
When my man’s gone,
When my boss is mad,
I simply remember my favorite things,
And then I don’t feel… so… bad!